Re: Are You High Enough?

Lmao. Good one mark.
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From: Mark Wright
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Subject: Are You High Enough?
Sent: Apr 21, 2009 1:45 AM


Are You High Enough?

1) "420" is police code for:
a)Homicide
b)Malicious mischief
c)Some hippies that would be fun to beat on

2) A gravity bong:
a)Is an urban legend
b)Can be assembled from scratch by your dad, no matter how much he
denies it
c)Resolved the war of 1812

3) 4/20 is the day on which:
a)Albert Hoffman first synthesized LSD
b)You took a personal day and went to Six Flags because why not
c)Campus security does a random fire drill in every dorm

4) Anyone who uses the phrase "let's blaze this spliff" is:
a)Wearing a wire
b)Unfamiliar with HBO's "The Wire"
c)To be shunned

5) Around 4:20 pm, pot smokers do not:
a)Smile wistfully at their cubicle desks while continuing to be
productive members of society
b)Check in with their terrorist masters via text message
c)Sign a Congressional bill into law

6) Medical cannabis should be denied to people in pain because:
a)They always hog the joint
b)God's sadistic games should play out as He intended
c)Most cancer victims are faking

7) 420 is the number of chemicals in:
a)Marijuana
b)Cigarettes
c)Doritos Collisions™

8)The VooDoo Lounge is:
a)where you might find Waldo
b)the reason we play softball
c)the late night home of Pla Ball softball

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